This parody t-shirt perfectly sums up the emotional ride of being a Colorado baseball fan. Featuring a cheerful purple dinosaur mascot climbing a roller coaster labeled “Spring Training Hope” and plummeting down into “September Denial,” it’s the ultimate wearable mood chart for the season. Whether you’re in the stands, at the bar, or just doomscrolling the box scores, this shirt lets everyone know you’ve been here before — and you’ll be here again next year.
Product Features:
- Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001
- Soft, breathable, premium cotton
- Unisex fit — true to size
- Printed and shipped via Printful with love and Pain
Great For:
- Fans who start every season with optimism (and end with a sigh)
- Colorado baseball lovers who can laugh at the pain
- Sarcastic sports gifts for friends, family, or fantasy league buddies
This design is not affiliated with, licensed, or endorsed by the Colorado Rockies, Major League Baseball, or any related entities. It is intended solely as parody/satire and for entertainment purposes.
