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Don’t Be a Richard
Don’t Be a Richard
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It’s not personal. It’s painfully public.
Introducing the “Don’t Be a Richard” tee — the boldest plea in the Purple Purgatory collection. A direct callout to the powers that be (you know who you are), this shirt lets the world know that Rockies fans are done settling for mediocrity, apathy, and fire-sale rosters.
Whether you’re protesting in the stands or passive-aggressively wearing this to your fantasy draft, it’s the perfect blend of petty and passionate.
Product Details:
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
- Super soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Printed with eco-friendly inks via Printful
- Designed by fans, for fans who’ve had enough
Perfect for:
- Fed-up Rockies fans
- Sarcastic sports apparel lovers
- Protest gear for baseball masochists
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This design is not affiliated with, licensed, or endorsed by the Colorado Rockies, Major League Baseball, or any related entities. It is intended solely as parody/satire and for entertainment purposes.
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