Baseball in Colorado: come for the views, stay for the booze.
Introducing the Rooftop Bar edition of the Purple Purgatory tee — a tribute to the fans who know the real MVP is the guy serving cold drafts, not the one on the mound. With a graphic that captures the ultimate game-day vibe (friends, beers, and blissful detachment), this shirt is for those who’ve lowered their expectations and raised their glasses.
Whether you’re basking in the sunshine, avoiding the scoreboard, or just here for the social hour, this is your official uniform for surviving the season in style.
Product Details:
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
- Super soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Printed with eco-friendly inks via Printful
- Designed by fans, for fans who drink through the pain
Perfect for:
- Rockies fans who just want a beer
- Sarcastic baseball gifts
- Anyone who chooses vibes over victories
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This design is not affiliated with, licensed, or endorsed by the Colorado Rockies, Major League Baseball, or any related entities. It is intended solely as parody/satire and for entertainment purposes.
