Introducing the Mile High Misery tee — a minimalist heartbreak statement for Rockies fans who know the pain runs deeper than the thin air. Bold, blunt, and brutally accurate, this shirt turns altitude into attitude.
Whether you’re braving another season at Coors Field or just quietly questioning your life choices from the couch, this shirt has you covered — emotionally, not defensively.
Product Details:
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
- Super soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Printed with eco-friendly inks via Printful
- Designed by fans, for fans stuck in purgatory
Perfect for:
- Rockies fans who embrace the pain
- Sarcastic sports apparel
- Denver baseball lovers with a dark sense of humor
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This design is not affiliated with, licensed, or endorsed by the Colorado Rockies, Major League Baseball, or any related entities. It is intended solely as parody/satire and for entertainment purposes.
