In Denver baseball, the thin air isn’t the only thing that leaves you breathless. This parody shirt features a fan in an oxygen mask, a mountain backdrop, and three outfielders scrambling for the same fly ball — all under the banner “Altitude Training for Your Expectations.” It’s the perfect mix of mile-high pride and playful baseball heartbreak.
Product Features:
Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001
Soft, breathable, premium cotton
Unisex fit — true to size
Printed and shipped via Printful with love and pain
Great For:
- Fans who’ve learned to lower the bar
- Denver sports lovers who embrace the chaos
- Gag gifts for friends, dads, or fantasy league buddies
This design is not affiliated with, licensed, or endorsed by the Colorado Rockies, Major League Baseball, or any related entities. It is intended solely as parody/satire and for entertainment purposes.
